January 2010
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DJ Earworm. returns with his annual United State of Pop mash up of the top 25 Billboard songs of 2009. Check out last year’s United State of Pop.
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
“The other day I was playing “FARMVILLE” when immigration showed up...”
Jan 8th
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He muttered something about fulfilling his purpose in life, and that was it.
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
“I wonder if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?”
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
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December 2009
2 posts
Dec 1st
“If you’re happy and you know it you’re probably one of those people...”
Dec 1st
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He’s just as good as any full-sized grindcore singer I’ve ever heard.
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
“I never fully understood the expression “The worst is behind you”...”
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
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November 2009
7 posts
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
“Just went to Taco Bell ordered 2 tacos and I got BLACK TACOS. But they taste the...”
Nov 3rd
October 2009
18 posts
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Vacuuming the house was punishment for his last meltdown, when he freaked out about how no one was taking his freakouts seriously anymore.
Oct 13th
Oct 13th
“A clown waving a gun is probably not in the mood to entertain children.”
Oct 13th
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Family Guy - Disney Style
Oct 9th
Oct 9th
“It’s a shame about the double entendre because fudge packer really does...”
Oct 9th
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
“That which does not kill me makes me wish I were dead.”
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
“Thank God for flushable moist wipes. That’s all I’m going to say...”
Oct 6th
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See how many you recognize! If you’ve seen all of them, then stop trying to steal my job.
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
“…So there I stood, 1/2 passed out from the pain, with a burning house...”
Oct 5th
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Keep an eye out for Happy Men, coming this fall to AMC.
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
“Can you imagine Sarah Jessica Parker’s mother saying “Why the long...”
Oct 5th
September 2009
30 posts
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Bo Burnham performs his new song “Men and Women.”
Sep 28th
Sep 28th
“If I ever get a leg amputated I’m gonna go work at ihop, just for the...”
Sep 28th
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“You skateboard? That’s cool. I’m kinda just great at everything.”
Sep 28th
Sep 28th
“Don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless you spill it all over your iPhone and...”
Sep 28th
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I don’t care what they say, bacon is good for you :)
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
“Swine flu” sounds so unpleasant. These pandemics need better brand...”
Sep 24th
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I want my babies to be like this…
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
“You know, if that wasn’t what the doily was for, you had plenty of time to...”
Sep 24th
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*Warning: Some language may not be suitable for some viewers.
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
“Woke with a massive eye-socket headache. Tossed two advils in the grinder with...”
Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd