January 2010
7 posts
DJ Earworm. returns with his annual United State of Pop mash up of the top 25 Billboard songs of 2009. Check out last year’s United State of Pop.
The other day I was playing “FARMVILLE” when immigration showed up...
He muttered something about fulfilling his purpose in life, and that was it.
I wonder if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
December 2009
2 posts
If you’re happy and you know it you’re probably one of those people...
He’s just as good as any full-sized grindcore singer I’ve ever heard.
I never fully understood the expression “The worst is behind you”...
November 2009
7 posts
Just went to Taco Bell ordered 2 tacos and I got BLACK TACOS. But they taste the...
October 2009
18 posts
Vacuuming the house was punishment for his last meltdown, when he freaked out about how no one was taking his freakouts seriously anymore.
A clown waving a gun is probably not in the mood to entertain children.
Family Guy - Disney Style
It’s a shame about the double entendre because fudge packer really does...
That which does not kill me makes me wish I were dead.
Thank God for flushable moist wipes. That’s all I’m going to say...
See how many you recognize! If you’ve seen all of them, then stop trying to steal my job.
…So there I stood, 1/2 passed out from the pain, with a burning house...
Keep an eye out for Happy Men, coming this fall to AMC.
Can you imagine Sarah Jessica Parker’s mother saying “Why the long...
September 2009
30 posts
Bo Burnham performs his new song “Men and Women.”
If I ever get a leg amputated I’m gonna go work at ihop, just for the...
“You skateboard? That’s cool. I’m kinda just great at everything.”
Don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless you spill it all over your iPhone and...
I don’t care what they say, bacon is good for you :)
Swine flu” sounds so unpleasant. These pandemics need better brand...
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I want my babies to be like this…
You know, if that wasn’t what the doily was for, you had plenty of time to...
*Warning: Some language may not be suitable for some viewers.
Woke with a massive eye-socket headache. Tossed two advils in the grinder with...
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